captain-ray-assbutt:

mommy-cuteella:

brainstatic:

• Place a bowl of chestnuts on your front porch. Do not approach the introverts when they come to eat them.
• Make sure there are no strong-smelling herbs in your home garden, as this may repel introverts.
• Paint your doorway a bright color to let introverts know you’re friendly.
• Introverts use a complex series of symbols to communicate with one another. Learn these symbols and draw them on the curb in front of your house or on your mailbox.
• Softly play a pan flute if you believe introverts are near.

I am an extrovert who used to be the introvert whisperer with long-lasting results and I can tell you this is entirely legit.

as an extrovert i will take these tips to heart

does anyone know where i can get a flute

underboobprince:

the fact that i have to choose between my grades and my own mental and physical health is really fucked up

thesecretmichan:

gdi tumblr LET ME PUT MORE THAN 10 IN

u kno wat fuq it im so tired dude

igni-ferroque:

do you ever step back & reevaluate your life

& all the harmful shit you internalized

like concepts of virginity, beauty, healthy relationships, sexual attraction, mental health, & what “being successful” actually entails?

& you realized how much healthier you’d be right now if someone actually fuckin’ talked to you about this toxic shit instead of throwing you into a perpetual pit of self-loathing that you have to claw your way out of?

just…fuck, man

saraconcoco:

Just because you have a body doesn’t mean you know exactly how your body works. (That’s why we have biologists.)

Just because you have a brain doesn’t mean you know exactly how your brain works. (That’s why we have psychologists.)

Just because you form groups in certain ways doesn’t mean you know exactly how your groups work. (That’s why we have sociologists.)

And just because you speak a language doesn’t mean you know exactly how that or any language works. (That’s why we have linguists.)

clehairy:

If you accidentally make eye contact with someone around the room that means they want to have a pokemon battle with you.

whatfreshhellisthis:

I am allowed to do things that make me happy.

I am allowed to do things that make me happy.

It’s not a waste of time because it makes me happy.

And that is important.

butchfemmepersyn:

Numbers that don’t define you:

• The amount of pounds you weigh
• The circumference of your waist
• The number of people you’ve had sex with
• Your age
• The number of scars on your body
• How many calories you ate today
• Your GPA
• The amount of money in your wallet

Numbers that do define you:

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• The number of Pokemon in your Pokedex.

The number of Pokemon in your Pokedex.